It's just silly men in Lycra on bikes right?
To the uniformed sports watcher the Tour De France looks a very strange affair and is probably not something you mark on your calendar as a must watch event for a number of reasons.
Just the thought of watching men in Lycra sweat it out would be an instant turn off for some and add in the fact that it's a slow watch (each days 'stage' takes around 6 hours to complete) and a watcher needs a base level of knowledge to understand what's going on (it's not simply a straight race) mean it's not something that is instantly accessible and endearing to the casual Armchair Supporter.
However, after this Armchair Supporters interest was aroused by the first British success in the race in 2012 courtesy of Bradley Wiggins, I took a lot closer watch of the 2013 Tour De France and would you believe it, like London buses a second British winner was produced in Chris Froome.
This has meant I have been quietly looking forward to 2014 race, especially as this year "le grand de part" (or start in English) is in Yorkshire and so in an effort to attract some other newbies to the sport so I can find people to talk about it to (veteran watches seem a bit too in the know to want to talk to) I've put together this idiots guide - the idiot being the one that put it together, i.e. me
Part 1 - it's a race with lots of other little races trapped inside
So this years race takes place over a 3 week period (5th July to 27th July), with there being 21 individual stages covering a total of around 2276 miles (3664 kilometres) for the riders to complete.
The basic idea behind winning the Tour is to travel the entire distance in the shortest amount of time, however very few will set out at the start of the race with the goal of being overall champion.
Some will set out to win a days a stage and many a rider would be happy to retire with just that achievement to their name, but each days stage will also contain mini 'sprint' and 'king of the mountains' races within them.
These are points during the stage where riders will earn points* for coming across this checkpoint in 1st, 2nd, 3rd etc and these points contribute towards the overall sprints and king of the mountain competitions.
*The number of places that receive points and points awarded vary depending on factors such as the gradient of the mountain. I've provided links below if you want to know more.
Part 2 - pretty jersey's aren't just for show
Most will probably have heard of the 'Yellow Jersey' or maillot jeanue to give you it's french name. This jersey is to signify the person leading the overall race i.e. the person who has got the lowest time so far), but the other colours on show aren't necessarily a daring choice from that rider.
Green jersey (maillot vert) is given to the person leading the points standings for the 'sprints category'
White jersey with red spots (maillot à pois rouges) is the fashion disaster that is given to the rider who is leading the king of the mountains contest.
White jersey (maillot blanc) is awarded to the leading rider overall standings) under the age of 25
A rainbow coloured jersey signifies that rider is the current World Champion and a counties National Champions can also wear his national countries champion jersey's on certain stages just to add to the myriad of colours in the pellaton.
Part 3 - it's actually a team sport
This may sound crazy at first, because riding a bike is a solo pursuit, but the Tour De France is actually a team sport. Each team will have a roster of 9 riders with a defined leader (the one charged with bringing glory to that team).
The rest of the team are essentially there to support that effort, for example a 'domestique' riders role is to do all the chores for the team (i.e. Dropping to the back of the pack to the support car yo get food and water, then riding like crazy to get back to his group and dish out the supplies).
But perhaps the most impressive example of team work from riders is towards then end of a stage where there is a 'sprint finish'.
The teams lead sprinter will look to organise his riders into a long train in front of him and as the pace increases and the finish draws ever close those in front of him will peal off, eventually leaving two, the sprinter and his lead out man. The sprinter will then look to peel of his lead out man at just the right moment to power to a finish over the line.
Britain's Mark Cavendish is an expert at this part of cycling having won 25 individual stage wins to date and will be hoping to land a stage win in Yorkshire
Part 4 - Is there anything else I need to know?
To give a stage a further dimension, an interesting kind of cat versus mouse battle can form.
The word peloton is used to describe the main bunch of riders in the race and as you can imagine there is a great slipstream benefit of being in this group, however it would be pretty dull if everyone stuck to the group and so some riders intent on getting their face on the telly for that afternoon get out of their saddle and power off into distance.
This will usually result in the riders in the peloton (the cat) looking round at each other and deciding whether to chase these guys down to stop them getting away or simply let them get on with it and hope they eventually tire back to the peloton.
If left to get on it, the 'breakaway group' (the mice) will look to work together to build a lead that they think will carry them to the finish before the main group can catch them and you're left with an interesting "will they, won't they succeed"? scenario.
Additionally, if the breakaway group look like they might succeed naturally the members off that group start to turn on each other, not wanting to lead the group and sap their energy whilst letting their rivals for the stage win recover.
Part 5 - ok, if I watch, who should I look out for?
The trio likely to lock horns for the yellow jersey is last years defending champion Chris Froome, spaniard Alberto Contador and Italian Vincenzo Nibali.
For Sprint finishes expect Mark Cavendish and Peter Sagan to be in the thick of things. Other names to look out for are Marcel Kittle, Alejandro Valverde and Teejay van Garderen.
To conclude
Although this guide is not enough to help you understand how incredible these athletes are, hopefully it has given you a basic taste of what the race is about and intrigued enough to want to find out a bit more.
I've provided some useful links below to more information if you want it. The race is shown live on Eurosport with ITV 4 normally providing highlights of that days stage later in the afternoon.
I certainly wouldn't suggest you look to sit down and watch a full days racing as a novice (as nice as the scenery they ride past is, you'll find that dull), it's more a case of having it on in the background as you do something else or flicking in from time to time as the race develops before catching the final stages.
www.letour.com official Tour website (English version)
tv.eurosport.co.uk Eurosport coverage Guide
www.itv.com/tourdefrance ITV coverage page
wikipedia.org/wiki/Tour_de_France Tour Wikipedia page
In addition, the BBC sport website will have a live blog providing updates on the stages through the tour and of course if your in the Yorkshire area, why not pop along to watch.
letour.yorkshire.com specific information about the stages in Yorkshire
All comments welcome...
The Armchair Supporter